Monday, October 10, 2011

I absolutely hate the Steerlers, Colts, and Patriots.

I absolutely hate the Steelers because the entire world likes them alot. Which gives them a big head, I mean they really do think they are hotter than donut grease. And they aren't they lost the super bowl to the 6th seed Green Bay Packers. Ben Roethlisberger also pisses me off bc he is big and slow and ugly. The face of the franchise is a big, slow, dummy. He also gets hurt alot like a little girl and then they talk about how tough he is.
I absolutely hate the Colts, because they think they are hotter than McDonald's coffee. They always talk about how great of a unit they are and how individually they are the best at every position in the NFL, and they are totally not. It's all because of Peyton Manning, who really is amazing. I always said, without Peyton, they would not win a game. He's out this year and they are 0-4. Also I hate the Colts because they are making Peyton Manning fake his injury so they can lose on purpose and get the number one pick in the 2012 Draft. Which they will use to select Andrew Luck.
I absolutely hate the Patriots because they think they are hotter than the sun. They say Tom Brady is so good and so clutch and he's not. He's just your average good quarterback who happens to have a few super bowl rings. I'm not saying he's not good but I don't think that he's hotter than hot pocket cheese like he does. Now, Wes Welker is the real deal. He really is the man. But, if the ship is sinking he goes with them so I can't publicly like Wes Welker.
I also hate the rest of the AFC West that isn't the Chargers, but we won't get in to that right now.

If I had superpowers

If I had superpowers I would want to go back in time to the exact moment that I forgot about bloggind. Because I forgot to do two of them and now I am screwed. Well, ok, it probably won't end the world. Or really even fail me. But these are a great way to show Mrs. Smith (who is awesome) that you care about your grade and want to do well in her class. While in my case this is true, she may not know that anymore because of my failure to do such easy assignments! In order to never have this problem again, I am finishing all my blogs right now.